Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
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