Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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