Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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