i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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