NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
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