Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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