ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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