Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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