i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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