so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
