So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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