this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
Randomize
