We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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