I got her a Nickelback box set.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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