Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Randomize
