I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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