Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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