: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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