Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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