so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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