I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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