i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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