Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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