I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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