and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
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