3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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