Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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