I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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