I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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