I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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