She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I need to calm my uterus...
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
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