I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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