It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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