come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I just cut my nipple shaving
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
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