At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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