she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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