white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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