I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
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