turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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