theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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