Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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