She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
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