"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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