Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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