And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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