So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
