Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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