party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
FUCK WHALES
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