is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I enjoy the company of your penis
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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