I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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