yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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