i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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