is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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